Racoon

A guy that prefers trashy girls.

Joe prefers trashy girls to quality ones because he's a total racoon

by Mard5lecous August 6, 2018

Racoon

A really cute black and gray creature that whenever it's really stressed it gives a really stinky smell that nobody likes..
But it still cute doe!

Dude i just watched a video of a racoon eating grapes
funniest shit i've ever seen

by OIivers August 14, 2020

Racoon

John Marston.

"Where is that damn racoon!" yelled out rat-faced Micah. "Marston!"

by wheresyourgoddamnfaith November 8, 2019

racoon

n. Dedicated anti-covid crusader who always wears a mask even in circumstances where it makes no sense.

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Second month of solitary confinement and still masked? You are such a racoon.

by gnostic3 February 20, 2021

racoon

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SMOL TRASHY BOI. THEY SNOOF. THE FLOOF WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

"woah bruv avert our eyes to that fellow over there"
"why big man"
"ITS A RACOON"
"HOW MAGESTIC"

by am i a boat?? March 2, 2021

Racoon

Cum in a girls eyes so they rub them that hard they have red rings around them then put them outside to rummage in the bins

Just racooned my bird and now she’s in the bins

by Ozwold February 9, 2022

Racoon Dip

A “Racoon Dip” is when you teabag a gaping ass hole and then you lay it on her eyes. First quoted by Frank Kramer from the esteemed “FHFU” (Frosty Heidi and Frank Unsensored) podcast.

Guy 1: Dude I want to try something crazy with my woman.

Guy 2: Give her the 'ol Racoon Dip!

Guy 1: That's a damned good idea, man!

by clarkj November 12, 2009