Rusty Spoon

While spooning, the one in the front shits on the one in the back (unknowingly). When they wake up, the poo becomes crusted, enabling rusty spoonage.

"Aww man you just rusty spooned me!!!"

"Damn bro im sorry, i had no idea!"

by Bagmankyle October 8, 2012

rusty spoon

a word that symbolises someone who has not had any sexual intercourse for a long period of time, thus affected his skill in the bedroom, or having sexual intercourse.

jessica: make love to me.

dan: okay, but i doubt youll enjoy it as much as you used to, i havnt had sex in a long time, so im a bit of a rusty spoon now.

jessica: nevermind then.

by neox273 May 15, 2009

rusty spoon

a man uses a spoon to remove excess cum from the women, lets it dry on the table, and then uses it to serve her breakfast the next morning

that bitch sucked at giving head so i gave her the rusty spoon with her wheaties

by assavengers January 3, 2009

Rusty Spoon

The act of engaging in anal sex while the female involved is menstruating

Friend 1: The missus is PMSing like a sacrificial goat on heat!
Friend 2: That sucks! What are you going ro do about it?
Friend 1: I'll give her a RUSTY SPOON later, that always cheers her up.
*friends high five each other and get back to work*

by HoneyBadger89 May 4, 2015

A Rusty Spoon

Spooning with your girlfriend when she is on her period.

Man #1: I didn't want it, but Jessica gave me A Rusty Spoon last night.
Man #2: Ugghh, that sounds terrible!

by InvictusTotalis June 13, 2016

rusty spoon

when u get wasted at a party and pass out. The next morning you awake with some sort of silverware(mainly a spoon)up your ass for no aparent reason.

Chris:"how was the party last nite?"
Aaron:"pretty good, except for me wakin up with a rusty spoon!"
Dillon:my pants smell like fish tacos

by NiPz Is MyHerO December 18, 2005

rusty spoon

Waking up spooning, stuck together by dried blood between each others nether regions.

The rusty spoon gets me every time.

by Meyerd3 September 21, 2015