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An alpha male who is obsessed with dairy. He drinks at the very least 3 cups of milk per day. The local supermarkets ask him how much milk to order so they don’t run out of stock.
“Man that guys such a Rooney!”
Damn bro you’ve been drinking a lot of milk these days, I think you might be a Rooney.”
When somebody laughs but in a high pitch and trying not to show any teeth.
"He had a pure rooney laugh"
Rooney by TomDean April 13, 2012
a fat insecnificant blob who likes to play with flutes
rooney by scott under January 14, 2008
A rooney (noun)
Is another word for a hair transplant and was derived from English footballer/donkey/ogre Wayne Rooney having a hair transplant in 2011
Dave: "OI! CARL WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!"
Carl: "I didn't want to be bald so I had a Rooney"
Rooney by whiteboy1010 September 18, 2011
An ass crease left on a leather sofa preferbly - or similar materials. Also see 'wet rooney'
That fat guy left a huge rooney on the sofa...
rooney by ali wahab April 4, 2007