ROASTED

Roasted is an awesome word you use when someone is in a severe burn

GIRL : It makes my heart smile when two ugly people find each other and fall in love.

SOMEDUDE: So who 's the lucky guy?

YOU: ROASTED !!

by KhenRieee April 20, 2015

Roasted

Roasted has several definitions:

1. To be extremely drunk or lean.

2. To get done over by someone.

3. To be verbally abused for doing something stupid.

1. Chris: Owen was so roasted last night, he went home early.

2. Ben: You should of seen it, Owen got roasted at Pro Evo.

3. Owen: Yesterday, I supermaned my mum.
Chris: You must have been so roasted.
Ben: Owen, you are a wasteman!

by K-Lash March 9, 2008

Roasted

The state of being high or stoned while also indulging in a cup of strong, caffeinated coffee.

Bro: Dude wanna burn this sweet blunt i just rolled?

Brah: nah man, I'm taking it slow, I'm already pretty roasted…

Bro: Dude WTF, you went to Starbucks without me AND burned before you even got here???

Brah: Sorry man…

by jacobro June 10, 2014

Roasted

To get owned or to get beat or made a fool of

somebody kicks you in the nuts and you get roast potatoed or roasted

by Epic Bairdy April 22, 2009

roasted

To get high from smoking alot of marijuhana

i was so roasted last night!

by Big Chief February 3, 2003

Roasted

Beyond baked. To stoned.

You: (silence)
Friend: Man that cat is roasted.

by Kloakey October 25, 2004

roasted

more mashup than toasted. Toasted is only lightly blazed.

after 3 spliffs: "i'm toasted"
after 10 : "I'm roasted."

by grief March 15, 2004