Roadrunner

An internet service plan provided by Brighthouse that is about the same speed as dial-up, only with even worse customer support and service. They are also very selfish with IPs and never deliver what they promise. I've had the same IP for years at a time, not even changing if I leave the router and modem unplugged for a week. One time I moved and it had still not changed! And when you do get a new IP your old one goes to a different user, which can lead to a framing or an innocent user being DDoSed or hacked. In otherwords roadrunner is a TERRIBLE ISP with TERRIBLE speeds and TERRIBLE service and cost way too much, even the cable is slow and laggy!
Please people, be smart. Use Comcast or Verizion
I can barely load google.. I can't tell if I'm connected to dial-up or Roadrunner!
by Aixona November 17, 2011
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roadrunner

another term for 'Road Head'
i got a roadrunner today
by Shifty February 03, 2004
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Roadrunner

Time Warner Cable's internet service. Beats the crap out of dial up and DSL anyday.
Roadrunner kicks lots of ass.
by 1069 November 27, 2005
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Taliban Roadrunner

1) Someone who drives like a total asshole.

2) Someone who drives like a Taliban Suicide Bomber on a mission, with no regard for courtesy, safety or for others.
Man, I nearly got taken out in the parking lot by some Taliban Roadrunner who came flying down the lane doing 35mph, and had the nerve to honk at me as he blasted past, swerved and nearly hit some kid. No regrets on his part.
by buggy September 06, 2006
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Romping Roadrunner

The extremely hard act in which two individuals get on a treadmill and engage in sexual activities. This requires lots of skill, and a very strong sense of athleticism. Very rare, and very difficult to perform
Hey honey, how about we do the romping roadrunner but this time at speed level nine.
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Carolina Roadrunner

Simply put a virgin. so-called because in North Carolina the only virgins are women who can outrun their brothers.
by Greg birdhunter January 26, 2010
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Roadrunner Browned

When you dont make it to the bathroom in time at a bar leaving a speedy shit trail behind marking the existence of life.
by Khdmja March 18, 2017
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