Rescue Plane

During an Eiffel Tower, when a girl's pussy gets so tight that a dick gets stuck in either the pussy or anus, and another dick (rescue plane), comes in from whatever hole is open to shock the girl and open up the other hole

Always be careful when you're Eiffel towering, I went first, got stuck, and needed the rescue plane to get it out

by Pharr July 20, 2016

rescue call

A "rescue call" is set up in advance of a family gathering that you don't want to attend. This arrangement involves appointing a friend to call you at a pre-determined time, providing you with an excuse to leave early. A well timed rescue call occurs immediately after you have eaten.

Rescuee: Thanks for supper - the meat was good eh? Woosh!
*phone rings*
Rescuee: Hullo?
Rescuer: Hey man, here's your 6:30 rescue call.
Rescuee: Oh hey. How are you?
Rescuer: I'll see you in a bit. Don't forget to pick up some rolling papers on the way over.
Rescuee: Oh, yeah...don't worry, I'll be right there.
*click*
Rescuee: Fff, I gotta go and help someone with some school stuff. I guess I'll see you later eh?

by wvdrtnsf May 3, 2009

Rescue Randy

A person who is always looking for opportunities to be a hero.

Mike was quick to rush towards the accident- even though Paramedics were already on the scene. He sure is a Rescue Randy.

by Poop Stain Barney October 26, 2011

rescue the snakes

To do something you've been putting off. To do something you don't want to do.

I've been cleaning the house for hours, and it's spotless. Now it's time to rescue the snakes and clean up the puke in the bathroom.

Reference: from the movie "Pee Wee's Big Adventure." The scene wherein Pee Wee Herman is rescuing animals from the burning pet shop. He does not like snakes, and rescues them last after every animal is safe, with a grimace on his face while screaming.

by Rick Anders March 19, 2008

rescue shuttle

1. A backup designated driver usually employed when the the primary designated driver gets sloppy drunk.
2. A Space Shuttle made ready on the launch pad to rescue astronauts if their crew accidentally leaves them in in space.

1. Damn it! Ted can barely stand up, use your cell to call the rescue shuttle.
2. Oh Snap! We left Commander Johnson outside on the spacewalk. I guess we'll have to radio NASA for the rescue shuttle.

by olsongt May 9, 2009

Rescue Toaster

Not actually a toaster at all, a small robot who's primary function is to collect objects from the ground that it desires, such as teeth, to make a necklace. When attacked will retaliate with a large stilson wrench.

See: Sealab 2021

"Some Sort of Rescue Toaster!! Thank God!!"

by Steve March 3, 2005

Rescue Stick

: a secondary stick of deodorant, kept in a handy place in case of a sweaty emergency - usually purchased at a gas station or bodega for twice the cost of your primary deodorant stick.

Alex spent the morning surfing in what amounts to raw sewage and he only had 10 minutes to freshen up before his big meeting. While his hair was caked with feces, his clothes damp with the stink of other peoples excrements and his mood stained with the knowledge that he would probably blow the meeting; he took a small measure of comfort in knowing the sweaty smell of his armpits would be addressed by the RESCUE STICK he had put in his glove compartment.

by The I, Man February 24, 2010