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1. Petophiliac rat bastard
2. Sexual relations with an underaged person
1. pee wee herman just rkelly'd that 5 year old girl over there.
2."i'm like so what im drunk?" well its against the law to bang 14 year olds buddy.
R.Kelly by Jesse April 24, 2003
1. An expression used in terms to bout older people dating way 2 younger people...
Damn how old is that gurl? 12!?
how old is he? 22?
Damn, he pullin an R Kelly! wat a gay guy
R.Kelly by AJ July 20, 2003
A Grown ass Man who pisses on kids
and wants to clap his moms ass
Mom: you betta get cho ass to bed before R.kelly comes and get you

Ima laugh when R.kelly pisses on yo lopsided ass head.
R.Kelly by Bootleghoelove December 12, 2019
1. A amazingly good R&B singer with amazing vocals, but VERY perverted lyrics.

2. One who bumps and grinds into 14-17 year olds faces (18 years not as fun WITH consent )

3. One who is trapped in the closet (with teens under 18)

4. One who believes they can fly (Like in the song)

5. The new michael jordan CRYING MEME is R kelly

6. Bill Cosby's newest cellmate

7. A pirate and a pedophile = ARRRRRRRR KELLY

8. Despite all this he STILL is a good singer who helped develop the 1990's LOVE MAKING (OR if UNlucky baby making) music

9. Keith Sweats rival

10. AN amazing singer who was a big help in making the 1990's the golden age of R&B, but is now being hated on cause his history with accusations of sex with girls under 18.

NOTE: This written by 15 year old so sorry for unprofessionalism (But afterall this is URBAN dictionary man so what u expect) Thanks fo reading
R Kelly has the vocals of an angel and KEITH SWEAT, the pervertedness of BILL COSBY and JARED from subway.
R Kelly by IDKBARNEYLOVESU986 September 7, 2019
The process of pissing all over a girls face who is 14 years of age or younger for sexual arrousal and total domination... Similiar to a golden shower but with girls 14 years or younger.
The old man pulled an R Kelly on the 14 year olf girl.
R Kelly by calven March 19, 2003
A former 90's and early 2000's r&b singer. More famous for videos surfacing of him urinating on women during sex.

Essentially anything involving your feces and/or urine on another person could be called the R Kelly.
I felt like R Kelly after giving that skank a golden shower.
R Kelly by M_Dubz152 June 30, 2023