A JRI (Jager relater incident) is very similar to an ARI (Alcohol related incident) except that it may, and usually does, include incidents you can't recall until reminded in some way. The consumption of jager seems to have direct effect on the time-space continuum. These incidents can include bruises from an unknown source, texts you don't remember sending or phone calls you don't remember making, as well as things you may have said. In extreme cases it may involve inappropriate behavior with the opposite sex - and in the most extreme case, this same behavior with the same sex. Can occur after several shots of jager but seem to have a higher incident level after multiple jagerbombs.
Angel: Who was that girl you were making out with on the dance floor last night??
Glenn: I was making out with a girl last night?? Must have been a J R I because I remember nothing!! Hope she was cute at least!! Damn jagerbombs!!
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Angel: Soooo - can you please tell me what I texted you at 3am last night? I see responses from you but it seems I cleared my sent folder!
Blake: You called me a bum for staying home and then said you were coming to my house to party. I told you "negative" and you argued but then finally agreed. No big deal - we'll just call it another J R I!!
Glenn: I was making out with a girl last night?? Must have been a J R I because I remember nothing!! Hope she was cute at least!! Damn jagerbombs!!
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Angel: Soooo - can you please tell me what I texted you at 3am last night? I see responses from you but it seems I cleared my sent folder!
Blake: You called me a bum for staying home and then said you were coming to my house to party. I told you "negative" and you argued but then finally agreed. No big deal - we'll just call it another J R I!!
by Just Sayin12 January 25, 2010
J R Pennysworth
is a code name for a cannabis spliff.
Coming from the term
Joint -> shortened to -> 'J'
Then Lengthened in comical situations
is a code name for a cannabis spliff.
Coming from the term
Joint -> shortened to -> 'J'
Then Lengthened in comical situations
by Roachhh January 16, 2009
by CoinedByS&J April 2, 2010
Forum opened in 2004 as a fan forum for John & Richie, creators of Perfect Kirby. They started out really nice, but ended up being asses. This was because one member, Sherbet Boy , got everyone's respect from being a sarcastic noob-disser. His actions eventually led into turmoil when the forums a'sploded in 2005. But now, a flash animator from J&R's Original forums made a new institute, so they can all shit on eachother. Think of it as a mini-Lilypad.
by Roki August 19, 2006
“Yo Jack jumped in the lake for free and it was freezing cold out.”
“Yeah that’s so J R. Like dude seriously.”
“Yeah that’s so J R. Like dude seriously.”
by Urs welcomes January 17, 2021