The Dirty Quam is when you are massaging a penis so hard that it breaks, or becomes wounded. After a penis encounters a Dirty Quam, it should be immediately wrapped and protected from other Dirty Quaminators.
"Last night my boyfriend was pissing me off, so I gave him the Dirty Quam"
"I can't believe he waited 4 months to tell me I Dirty Quamed him"
"I was really drunk when we started to get it on, so I probably gave him a Dirty Quam"
"I can't believe he waited 4 months to tell me I Dirty Quamed him"
"I was really drunk when we started to get it on, so I probably gave him a Dirty Quam"
by kskeezy May 4, 2009
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Dude, I just quamphed a hole in my boxers.
"One of these days, I'm going to get surgery to install a quampf-flap on my dick, in the hopes of manipulating it to be able to quamph the alphabet"
Dude, I just quamphed a hole in my boxers.
"One of these days, I'm going to get surgery to install a quampf-flap on my dick, in the hopes of manipulating it to be able to quamph the alphabet"
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* her crib is so full of quampha she barely has room for a bed.
* my girlfriends handbag is full of Quampha, she has 3 shades of lipgloss, 2 umbrellas, 13 pens, 2 pairs of sunglasses and keys to a car I sold last year in it.
* my inbox keeps filling up with quampha.
* school filled my head with quampha, I wish they had taught me how to do something useful like cook.
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* my inbox keeps filling up with quampha.
* school filled my head with quampha, I wish they had taught me how to do something useful like cook.
by KennyF August 29, 2005
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