qweef

the one thing that keeps guys from eating out their girlfriends.

The stank gas that shot into Jeff's face after he licked her clit almost made him pass out.

by James Bourne September 15, 2003

qweef

The sensational farting sound that comes out of a female's cooch and turns a male on wildly!

Jane has a qweef and John goes wow!!

by Ivana Humpalot March 13, 2005

qweef

A vaginal fart that women expose during their climax. It is known to come out with ova and even some pain.

Holy shit Kyle, i just blew a qweef! Whew! I gotta go wipe myself!

by kaitlyn February 10, 2005

Chief qweef

When a bad bitch qweefs while sosa.

Bob:Hey you know that girl I was with last night?
Joe: yeah
Bob: she chief qweefed so hard that smoke came out
Joe: HOLY ANGELINA JOLIE!

by Na$tea November 09, 2013

Qweef Slap

A girl/girls that qweef on their hand and then slaps a male of any age in the face with the hand they qweefed on

Hey jessica I just qweef slapped my little brother!

by Jkilla37 January 28, 2010

Fattew Qweef

A overgrown lard boy who is also referred to as fat and gay. Most of the Tews tend to get girls pregnant then fall in love this may then result in mood swings and noticeable downer on there vocals.

Fattew qweef you are such a overgrown cunt why did you kill me ~ OG-_-W1nterburn(2021)

by Mattheath856 February 17, 2021

Milky Qweef

When the girl cum and farts from her pussy at the same time.

Dude 1: Dude i heard you did that girl yesturday

Dude 2: Yea, after i was done she did a milky qweef all over my dick.

by Migetguy April 27, 2011