qweef

The sensational farting sound that comes out of a female's cooch and turns a male on wildly!

Jane has a qweef and John goes wow!!

by Ivana Humpalot May 13, 2005

qweef

A vaginal fart that women expose during their climax. It is known to come out with ova and even some pain.

Holy shit Kyle, i just blew a qweef! Whew! I gotta go wipe myself!

by kaitlyn February 10, 2005

Qweef

A Person Atractted to the same sex

Noah’s A Qweefer he’s attracted to John

by Jimmy Handerssn September 17, 2018

Qweef

a gay

noah stop qweefing

by wikipeda October 19, 2018

Qweef Slap

A girl/girls that qweef on their hand and then slaps a male of any age in the face with the hand they qweefed on

Hey jessica I just qweef slapped my little brother!

by Jkilla37 January 28, 2010

Qweef Ball

The game of Qweef ball requires players and a tennis ball. the goal is quite simple. throw the ball into the gap in the couch cushions that represent a vagina. when you barely miss, or it pops out, this is considered to be a premature ejaculation. when it hits both cushions, but it doesn't go in, this is called a sideways splatter. The game is just like around the world with basketball, but you just take a large step back and shoot the tennis ball. Have fun and qweef your way into the fun!!!!!!!

Qweef ball!!!! THROW THAT SHIT IN!!!!!!!!!!

by Merv the Perv March 11, 2014

qweef circle

A qweef circle is an event that occurs when a group of females join to learn how to qweef. Commonly one or two girls are experienced in the art and help enlighten the others. This event is most common with the curious High School girl.

After her parents left, Susie made her friends gather in a qweef circle so she could show them how to qweef.

The pillow was centered in the middle of the qweef circle, acting as the biscuit to catch the vaginal farts.

by Sir Narbsalot March 2, 2009