Present participle of quoff, which is itself an alternate spelling of quofe (also quof or quoaf).
noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.
verb: To emit penile flatulence.
ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.
NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.
verb: To emit penile flatulence.
ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.
NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up quoffing and splattering urine everywhere.
by fauxbourdon December 05, 2005
by jshitver2k69 November 17, 2016
Quoff; Quoffer; Quoffed; Quoffing: The Female version of Boofing. Essentially the female mixes her drug of choice such as methamphetamines with a small amount of water in a syringe (without the needle) and then places the tip of the device gently into the vagina. She then pushes the plunger down emptying it's contents inside the vagina. This method of introducing the drug into the body is said to be one of the most potent and immediate ways to get the drug quickly into the bloodstream and have the most incredible and intense high.
Do you want to quoff? Are you a quoffer? I quoffed the last of my drugs earlier. I prefer quoffing over boofing!
by Khaos D November 14, 2021
A quof is a word I made up.
Quof (küøf)
Noun-Adj
A fwoop of beautiful hair that is on a beautiful hooman.
Quof (küøf)
Noun-Adj
A fwoop of beautiful hair that is on a beautiful hooman.
by lolzorDanHowell May 14, 2017
Person 1: I'm bored asf quof;hweoufhweoufh
Rage Example
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Person 1: YOUR SO BAD quof;hweoufhweoufhquof;hweoufhweoufhquof;hweoufhweoufh
Person 2: the fuck??
Rage Example
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Person 1: YOUR SO BAD quof;hweoufhweoufhquof;hweoufhweoufhquof;hweoufhweoufh
Person 2: the fuck??
by jackboy9845739475 February 08, 2025