quiff 

A person who sniffs a woman's bicycle seat; typically the person becomes aroused.

oh, he's got it bad, he just quiffed her seat!

quiff by pony graph November 12, 2009

Quiff 

A Quiff is a queef by quoaf. A Quiff is the rarest form of flatulence. A quiff occurs when a penis is inserted into a vagina and the penis emits a quoaf (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra) thus causing the vagina to fill up with air and causing it to queef (an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart). Very few people have experienced this rare phenomenon.

Winning the lottery is like making a Quiff, its next to impossible to do!

Quiff by chris leisure December 10, 2010

Quiff 

The ship name for Quinn and Jeff from the TV show Glee

Hey do you ship Quiff?

Quiff by emma starshine March 7, 2011

quiff 

a sound emiting from thepussy making a farting sound. a mixture of air and bodily fluids causes this. also known as a pussy fart.

did you just fart or was that a quiff babe?

quiff by wontonballs August 2, 2007

quiff 

Air admitting from the vagina mixed with bodily fluid making a farting sound..otherwise known as the pussy fart.

Was that a fart or did you just quiff?

quiff by eastereggalex18 June 15, 2009

quiff 

Quiff in Brooklyn in the 1960's meant a homsexual or effeminate man.

That guy is quiff. I bet he's queer.

quiff by Sean Sweeney August 18, 2006

quiff 

a girl's fart that comes from her vigina

her quiff reaaly stunk.

quiff by steven April 15, 2005