Sir Queefs-a-lot

An exceptionally stinky boy (or lady or whatever). Queefing on the daily is a prerequisite for this title. Often a Sir Queefs-a-lot is considered especially silly or goofy in comparison to the average person.

“Damn, that bitch hella smelly!”

“They Sir Queefs-a-lot fr!”

by westcoastqueefer March 23, 2023

Queefsicle

When it's really cold outside, and a girl queefs. The air from the queef produces the "smoke" you see when you take a breath and it is cold outside. At this moment you point, and laugh your ass off.

Ok your outside hanging out with some friends.... all of the sudden "Katy" (or any girl) queefs. You then see the "smoke" you turn to your friends and say. "Holy shit bro did you just see that queefsicle?" At that moment you all point and laugh.

by Mr.TacoManTheNoobis January 26, 2011

queefster

Vagina smuggling. When you hide something in your vaginal cavity. Similar to "keester it" which means to hide something in your anal cavity.

How did that female prisoner smuggle that contraband in? She must have queefstered it

by tvgarbur July 9, 2011

Queefsack

1. Someone who is definitively useless;
2. Used to denote that one is as useful as a sack used to capture queefs.
(Essentially the upgrade (or downgrade) from douchebag but not as important as a motherfucker)

Jess: he is just not emotional, completely sarcastic about everything; the kind of person you have to get used to...
divO: smh...sounds like you're wasting your time w/ a queefsack.

by Media Divo January 10, 2009

Queefstain

n. 1. remnants of poonsquirts
2. the average frequenter of urbandictionary.com. See also "poon"

1. Sally never washes the queefstains out of her panties.
2. Queefstains were insulted by this definition.

by PoonPieHouligan August 17, 2003

Queefs and skittles

A unique synonym for the saying "shits and giggles"

See shits and giggles for a definition.

I shit in the upper deck of my roommates toilet just for queefs and skittles.

by Naggers69 August 11, 2010

kansas city queefs

The pinnacle of mediocre. Win games, go 11-5, choke the playoffs. Fucking booty

"Yo what the fuck?? the QUEEFS beat the Pats????" - Dave
"Just watch them lose in the playoffs against the motherfucking, trash ass, booty-filled Titans"
*Titans came back from a 21-3 deficit to beat the "high-powered" kansas city queefs*

by shitdicknick September 25, 2018