queff

when a girl lays on my bed and farts with her pussy

she queffed on my bed it was so sexy

by psychopathic...pat January 27, 2010

queff nugget

When a female farts out of her vagina and a medium size blob of lard shoots out.

I was fucking Jamie last night then she laid out a queff nugget in my face.

by rst0ne7 May 28, 2015

queff biscuit

When a girl try's to crop dust you but fails and makes it the loudest fart ever that will burst your ear drums and will make your nose holes quiver

So we were all praying and this shelly made the biggest queff biscuit you will ever hear in your life

by Dhyerid January 17, 2016

Male Queff

When a male queffs out of his urethra, but blames it on the girl

When in a sexual position, with a guys legs above his head, and air is pushed up the urethra and is released as a male queff

by GarretPeublowskeet March 18, 2011

B-Queff

When A Big Girl Queefs Out Of Nowhere ?

Also A Fart Expelled From The Butt That Moves And Comes Out The Vagina

We Were All In The Car And Berta Let Out A B-Queff Out Of Nowhere!!

by Unknownz Peoplez August 29, 2009

wet queff

Cramming a waterhose up a girls ass while thrusting a cock in and out of her vagina hole.

Yesterday I installed a hose on my house; what's the reason you ask? To get a wet queff out of it.

by chuggallugg September 12, 2011

Queff Master

A Queff Master. A person who understands queffs on a level that is barely human, can queff on command or make people queff on command. 8 in 500,000 are queff masters. They can also create things with Queff power, Queff power is harvested from raw organic Queffs. The fist ever Queff master was god as he sent a queff to Mary and that's how Jesus was born.

Person 1: man what did you do?

Person 2: i made her queff in command, I'm totally a queff master

by Marvelfan369 May 16, 2022