Beef queefer

A fat chick. Characteristics include (but are not limited to): prodigious muffin top, thunder-thighs, cankles, back-tits, ass-belly, breasts much too small for large-sized body, and a fat vagina (from which the term is derived). Beef queefers are completely unaware of their body type, as they tend to dress in such a way as to look like 10 pounds of shit stuffed in a 5 pound bag. A beef queefer is usually the token fat friend in a group of normal to attractive females; as such, they are generally cock-blockers when sober but will fuck anything that has something vaguely resembling a penis when intoxicated. Considered highly dangerous; if encountered, keep away from fridge/snacks/penis at all costs.

Friend 1: "Damn dude, that Sarah chick is a fox!"

Friend 2: "It's a no-go dude; that beef queefer Gretchen is with her. She's keeping that shit on lock-down. Sucks, 'cause Erika's pretty hot too..."

Friend 1: "Naw, dude, we can have Randy buy her a few drinks and take the hit for us, right Randy?"

Randy: "God dammit..."

by gr33nf00t February 17, 2012

Pakistani Queefer

Pakistani Women are known as elite queefers in the queefing community. Their Queefs are usually long, loud, and pleasurable to the taste.

Malik said that Bashra wouldnt stop queefin on dat dick. Made him nut after the 3rd queef. Them Pakistani Queefers are elite.

by SausageDynamite May 22, 2023

Queefy Queeferson

A female who expells air from her vagina frequently.

"That was a wet one! Queefy Queeferson!"

by CrazySam February 7, 2010

Queeferpenis

-When your dick wont stop farting

-A dirty name to call someone

"Hey you, Queeferpenis, come over here. Thats right, I called you that."

by who the hell is howdy dootie February 28, 2010

Queefersation

When one whispers into a vagina and it talks back.

"Yeah bro, I was softly whispering into her vag and started a whole queefersation with it."

by Viciousx April 3, 2015

queefer

One who queefs. A Queef is a pussy fart created through conscience control of the vaginal muscles.

She wrapped her legs around my face and then pronounced that she was Queen LaQueefer and proceeded to queef the loudest and most disguisting smelling pussy fart that I have ever heard and smelled.

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

Queefer Sutherland

1. A clever and innovative way of calling one a queef, while also demonstrating your vast knowledge of the artistic stylings of Kiefer Sutherland.

So he really took a shit on your girlfriend's chest huh? What a Queefer Sutherland...

by dingleberry jones March 2, 2005