quasimodo

A photo uploaded to Facebook which is so extra-ordinarily bad/inappropriate/unfortunate/embarrassing that you are left with no choice but to de-tag yourself.

Steven: "Maria, where were you last night?"

Maria: "Just out with some friends, how come?"

Steven: "You might want to check your Facebook, there are a couple of quasimodos up there."

Maria: "Aw shit, now I'll have to de-tag, and I hate people who de-tag."

by stevied! August 1, 2012

quasilimbo

noun
1. A dreamlike state of compounded indefiniteness
2. A place that at once is and is not an intermediary
3. A desolate but not entirely vacant nothing
4. A paradoxical confinement
5. An unidentifiable afterlife
*these are limited definitions of an indefinite thing

1. Sense and nonsense were one in quasilimbo.
2. Peter was nowhere and halfway to quasilimbo.
3. Pitch blackness is quasilimbo.
4. I wish to go but I can't, I can and I don't wish to in quasilimbo.
5. There is no heaven or hell only quasilimbo.

by P. Sherick June 27, 2006

Quasilling

To masturbate upside down.

To enquire upon the state of someone's quasilling you must 'quizzle'.

"Sir, I quizzle you."

"It goes well thank you, for my quasilling session yesterday I strapped me feet to the ceiling, it worked well!"

by sasasgreensam May 13, 2009

Quasimodo

A really ugly and lonely person who 3rd wheels but people like only because of pitty.

Alexandria is cool but she is quasimodo

by 123456truth December 15, 2015

Quasimodo

To tie a bitch up in handcuffs, chains, etc. in order to present said bitch in front of a crowd and throw tomatoes at them in a humiliating manner.

Ex: Adrienne kept sassing me so I quasimodoed that bitch.

by Stud Club July 4, 2008

Quasimodo

Another name for your penis. Job is to attend to his bells (balls).

Alright Quasimodo, thats enough exploring for today go back and attend to your bells.

by William_Shakes September 22, 2007

The Quasimodo

The term used to describe the back position of a girl with poor Doggie-style form. Instead of the preferred arch position, with the butt hanging high in the air for easy access, the women instead "hunches" her back, like Quasimodo the hunchback of Notre Dame, allowing the buttocks poor accessing points.

Damn man you fucked X yet? Cause she has possibly the worst Hunchback I've ever seen.

Damn girl, you got that hunchie?

I don't know how to say this to you but, your Quasi-fucked up.

Man, fuck the Quasimodo. He ruins all good times.

by Popeyeeeeeeslightweeetoddid February 21, 2011