When you can't even muster half of an ass to do something you deem undesirable, such as mowing your lawn, writing a book report, or raising your children.
My boss told me to have the sales figures drawn up on the double. It was Friday afternoon, so I put together a quarter assed powerpoint presentation for the meeting.
by gimmedatsammich February 14, 2012
Get the Quarter assed mug.A system quarterback is one who is perceived to be successful but not extraordinarily talented. The term was originally meant to diminish the inflated statistics of players who run spread offenses.
Essentially, it meant the players had strong numbers because they ran an effective offensive "system" rather than being extraordinarily talented.
The implication is that they can win when surrounded by strong talent, but were less of a prospect at the professional level. It is becoming less of a negative tag, as more teams use offensive systems rather than relying on a star.
The opposite of a system quarterback would be a John Elway or Dan Marino who could win a game back the strength of their arm - with or without a strong system
Essentially, it meant the players had strong numbers because they ran an effective offensive "system" rather than being extraordinarily talented.
The implication is that they can win when surrounded by strong talent, but were less of a prospect at the professional level. It is becoming less of a negative tag, as more teams use offensive systems rather than relying on a star.
The opposite of a system quarterback would be a John Elway or Dan Marino who could win a game back the strength of their arm - with or without a strong system
Examples of system quarterbacks are 1989 Heisman Trophy winner Andre Ware of Houston (46 touchdowns, 4,699 yards senior year at Houston - was a pro washout); and Colt Brennan of Hawaii - drafted by the Washington Redskins.
by Whodema April 29, 2008
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Living life in the moment. Not worrying about things that happened in the past and only looking forward to new goals, new opportunities and new experiences.
Quote by Dominic Toretto from "The Fast and Furious 7"
Quote by Dominic Toretto from "The Fast and Furious 7"
"I used to say I live my life a quarter mile at a time, and I think that's why we were brothers. Because you did too."
by Lucky_Luke July 28, 2017
Get the Live my life a quarter mile at a time mug.It refers to the third term of school where you stop giving a damn about your grades. During this period you are at the highest risk of getting a C.
by Dempsworth March 22, 2011
Get the Third Quarter Slump mug.Verb: The act of a titty-bar whore squatting down on a stack of quarters and picking them up with her pussy. Performed in select sleazy titty-bars in Tijuana Mexico. The patrons all stack up quarters on the table for the dancer to squat down on - stuffing them insider her pussy, pick them up and drop them in her quarter jar by releasing them with her vaginal muscles.
Yo, me and Jose is going down to La Zona Notre to see some ho's doing quarter squats. Rafael said they do quarter squats at the Kinkle Bar. If you comming with us, then go hit up the quarter machine in the laundry first. You don't want to miss this act!
by Ricardovitz December 11, 2009
Get the Quarter Squats mug.The act of living life in the moment. Focusing only on the next strech of road, or next milestone
Quote from the character Dom Torreto from "Fast and the Furious"
Quote from the character Dom Torreto from "Fast and the Furious"
"I live my life a quarter mile at a time, nothing else matters. Not the mortgage, not the store, not the team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less.... I'm free"
by Rebyellion April 24, 2008
Get the a quarter mile at a time mug.A way to call both target and the target's parents stupid, these poor creatures are what results when their halfwit parents multiplied.
They typically cannot understand what the term "quarterwit" means, since they don't understand how fractions are multiplied.
Watching their interactions quickly gives them away due to their severe lack of intelligence and a stunted ability to communicate with text.
They typically cannot understand what the term "quarterwit" means, since they don't understand how fractions are multiplied.
Watching their interactions quickly gives them away due to their severe lack of intelligence and a stunted ability to communicate with text.
quarterwit: war iz dis plays?
you: Look on the map.
qw: wut map oic how do i get ther
you: Wow. You really are a quarterwit.
you: Look on the map.
qw: wut map oic how do i get ther
you: Wow. You really are a quarterwit.
by Kal Ebretto March 5, 2009
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