quarenteed

An amalgamation of the words quality & guarantee

Surface is quarenteed for 5 years under normal use

by nymphii January 4, 2009

Quaranteenager

Descriptive Noun: A teenager exhibiting signs of stress due to extended isolation due to a quarantine.

After 10 days of 'shelter-in-place' and social distancing, my daughter's cumulative angst has turned her into a very grumpy quaranteenager.

by JoeRock March 29, 2020

Quarentines day

A mash up between the words valentines and quarantine. Quarentines day is the day the packages arrive you ordered from Amazon. Said packages must contain gifts for your SO/family member/room-mate that you have been quarantined with. The gifts are usually to smooth over squabbles caused by cabin fever.

I ordered my girl a foot massager for Quarentines Day. There’s no way she will still be mad at me after Amazon hits the porch.

by Parts Daddy June 22, 2022

Quaranteen

In December 2033, all the kids born as a result of the Coronavirus quarantine will be teenagers.

These kids suck! You should stay away from all these quaranteens. Probably are permanent carriers of CV.

by FroBabyK March 14, 2020

quaranteens

The generation born between December 2020 and March 2021, as a result of the enforced quarantining of their parents due to the COVID-19 pandemic, as they turn teenagers in 2033/2034

As they slurped their milkshakes on their first date, Jody and Jazzmine looked each in the eye and realised the strength of the bond they had - they were both Quaranteens

by Limbic Candy March 17, 2020

Quaranteen

The not very cool way teens in quarantine use to refer to each other. “Teen in quarantine” is abbreviated to quaranteen making oneself sound cooler and elevating one’s own status in the teen community

Person 1: Yo are you also a quaranteen
Person 2: Ye im stuck in quarantine
Person 1: This conversation wasn’t awkward
Person 3: Yes this was awkward I overheard you

by M8 which knows stuff April 19, 2020

Quaranteen

Being quarantined with teenagers. The worst type of quarantine for any parent during Covid-19.

"I am quaranteened! It is torture. No one should ever spend this amount of time with teenagers who never leave the house".

by shagdini April 30, 2020