A person who is unnecessarily afraid during the covid pandemic. Hoarding items and afraid of everything.
by eyekey March 31, 2020
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by Fly samurai April 5, 2020
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Keeping the bathroom clear of others when your trying to take a private dump by scaring them off with a toilet paper rattle when they walk in.
Dude! I was trying to pinch out a loaf at work today and I successfully used the "Crapper Quarantine" technique to keep several people out so I could dump in peace and solitude!
by Minuccp December 15, 2012
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by GregPaulLikesUnderageGirls March 17, 2020
Get the quarantine mug.Women who are learning to cope with life in the age of the coronavirus. Quarantinas don’t need men to keep them busy or to rescue them. They are developing their talent as artists, they are reading serious literature, they are meditating and becoming whole. Not to be confused with quarantinos who are dumbass men with foot fetishes.
by Hardy5 March 22, 2020
Get the quarantina mug.The laws of the space and time continuum do not apply to the universe during quarantine. 'Time' is in league with the coronavirus and deliberately shits itself every now and then in an effort to fuck your brain up even more than it already is.
March 5 : *blinks*
April 21: *opens*
Me: "Holy fuckermoli what happened in the last month"
Friend: "Couldn't tell you mate, The Quarantine Time Paradox is playing tricks on us again"
April 21: *opens*
Me: "Holy fuckermoli what happened in the last month"
Friend: "Couldn't tell you mate, The Quarantine Time Paradox is playing tricks on us again"
by monkeykaka April 20, 2020
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