quanch

Someone with a stuck up vagina.

Somewhere inbetween a bitch and a cunt.

Allison is such a F-ing quanch.

by ThirstyCowboy April 20, 2009

quanch

To quench your thirst while staunching the sorness in your throat

My throat was feeling raw till I quanched it with a half gallon of cranberry juice.

by Hartville Ken May 05, 2006

quanche

describes the skin between genitals and the anus

sometimes i want to scratch my quanche.

by jesse beltran August 08, 2006

quanch

the act of being a quinn, or "quanch."

Quanch is a Panch who pooped in his pants.

by John Bob July 09, 2003

quanch

When a quanch is acting like a panch. Or when he poops it up by saying somebody else poops in his pants while he was wearing them.

Quanch is a panch who pooped in his pants and said somebody else did it while he was wearing them

by JohnBob July 29, 2003

Quanch-bot

A nanobot, most commonly powered by the intealligent brain simulation system Microquanch, used to masquerade as a human being.

You're no quanch, you're a quanch-bot!

by quanch December 08, 2003

Rare Crested Quanch

A slang term for the common pidgeon (aka: feathered rat, gutterbird)

Look! A Rare Crested Quanch!

by quanch December 08, 2003