YouTube Qualified

Someone who believes they are qualified or an expert in a particular field because they have watched a large number of YouTube videos on the subject. Usually relating to automotive repairs but can apply to more advanced fields like rocket science or brain surgery (with less success!)

Dave: I can't afford to get my car fixed
John: You should talk to Mike
Dave: Is he a Mechanic?
John: Yeah, he is YouTube Qualified

by S I M E February 28, 2020

Qualferry

An Australian marsupial that makes a bird like call when a ship is sea worthy and able to pass under bridges in high seas

As the tsunami alerts were heard the mystical Qualferry cries out...

by Beythoven June 29, 2014

Too High To Qualify

An arid pass in football, usually high.

And it looks like Carson Palmer's pass was too high to qualify, 4th down.

by TheBear311 December 30, 2007

Alabama Quakefuck

The act of non-casual sex with one or more family members, preferably with the father. To begin with, you must use duct tape to stick on a 10 inch purple dildo (no exceptions) onto your dick. Then proceed with performing anal sex with your loved ones. Since the dildo has more than enough length to penetrate the intestine region it will create a rumble in your families stomachs. The dildo will also proceed to grind against the anal stone creating the sound that can be assumed to be an earthquake. Once there is almost enough semen to dry up the intestines, they eg. your mother, must deface your (eyes, ears, mouth and nose) with his/her feces. Then the rest of the family will have a full platter in front of them, giving them enough protein to last for a week. Studies done by students of McFuck University have shown that doing this ‘special’ ritual with your loved ones at least once a week will enable you to build enough muscle and strength to beat the world record of weightlifting.

Hey Johnny, wanna have an Alabama Quakefuck contest?

by Dr. Lin April 20, 2022

Fully Qualified Fetus

An individual who gets a job only or chiefly because of their preexisting relationship (and sometimes relation to) someone already employed within the organization hiring them. A "fully qualified fetus" is most often young, inexperienced, and contributes little or nothing of value to the workplace.

"It looks like they've hired a fully qualified fetus for technical support. Good thing they didn't promote someone qualified."

by Bill Dukane May 2, 2006

Qualerado

The most wonderful place in the world. It is only allowed to be entered by people who are in the egg.

I have a mansion in Qualerado. It is the second biggest mansion there.

by yomomlisafish May 2, 2008

BMT Qualified

A girl that is so attractive, that an indivdual is willing to perform a BMT on her.

Used to describe moderately attractive, to extremely attractive women.

Particularly useful in public or mixed company.

Have you met Trent's new japanse girlfriend? She is definately BMT Qualified.

by mrmcderm January 5, 2009