Quaker

A person playing Quake

Frank's a great quaker - he's got an FPM of 95!

by Abraxa August 29, 2003

Quaker

Extremely Fast Talker, Who Never Slows Down & Mumbles During Most Of Their Rambling

Guy #1: God, Sarah is such a quaker, it's amazing anyone can understand her.
Guy #2: I know what you mean- I either can't catch a single sentence she said because she talks to fast-
Guy #1: Or she mumbles everything she says, exactly what I mean!

by Mystr E. Nigma October 26, 2015

Quaker

A collosal and difficult to shift turd.

"Hi Harry, is your wife in?"
"Sorry Jean, she's just gone upstairs to bury a quaker."

by Donkey Kong September 14, 2004

Quaker

Simple definition: A Christian who strongly believes in non-violence.
Those people who are on the side of the road are Amish.
Maybe O Dogg should get fucked in the ass doggy style by Spankey. I think that would clarify and make them both happy.

by Non-religious man September 27, 2003

Quaker

A fuckable slut that was at one point in time a man; a transexual

I cant believe you had sex wit dat quaker.

by Alex November 15, 2004

Quaker

rich, snobby, white kid

Paris Hilton is a Quaker.
Orange County denizens in general are Quaker's.
The well to do of high society who are Caucasian have spawned Quaker whelps.

by exo121 January 16, 2009

Quaker

A big guy, for every step he takes the ground shakes. A guy who can deal a lot of damage like an eforcer.

You look like you went a few rounds with a quaker. Get some rest

by Marcus Palm August 18, 2003