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Quaf

-Verb
1. Queefing air out of a women's vagina that previously was forced by a fart from a man.

-Noun

1. The air forced out of the mans anus into the women's vagina after she has queefed it back out.
Wow that quaf smelled just like steve's ass!
by wrestlerpogo May 11, 2011
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Quaf

The plural of quef.
"Man, how many times did you Quaf, steve?"
by Sargent Snake August 30, 2006
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Quaf

"Dude, don't touch my leg ever again. You gave me the quaf!"
"This place is so quafy!"
by Jesenis February 21, 2009
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Quafe

The most popular softdrink in the Universe.

Quafe first appeared two centuries ago and, like so many soft drinks, was initially intended as a medicine for indigestion and tender stomachs. But the refreshing effects of the drink appealed to everyone and the drink quickly became hugely popular. This success of the Quafe Company, which has mostly come about in the last three decades or so, can be largely credited to one man: Poire Viladillet, the CEO of the Quafe Company for the past 35 years. Under his leadership the Quafe Company has propelled from being one of several leading soft drink manufacturers into a clear and undisputed supremacy.
Have a Quafe and smile...
That Quafe is goood...
by Gallente represenative October 27, 2004
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quaffing

Its like drinking, but you spill more.
With 3 pints to go and only 2 minutes before they would be thrown out of the pub (bar), quaffing was a given.

They quaffed their ale with gusto!
by FanBoy Alex September 14, 2005
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Quaffed

When a group of ducks quack and fart at the same time.
Dude, I was at the lake and all my ducks quaffed! It was so weird!
by ashlyynnk May 13, 2020
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quaffing

Traditionally refers to drinking alcoholic beverages. Some nog, perhaps. To go "quaffing" together is a reference to drinking or wassailing. In modern terms, quaffing still refers to drinking, though heavily. "Quaffing" is also used in some circles in a more vulgar manner.
Laughing, quaffing all together.
Fa la la la...
by J*Dub December 28, 2005
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