quack

What ducks should be saying, instead of "Got any grapes?"

Then he waddled away (waddle waddle) then he waddled away (waddle waddle waddle) til the very next day...

quack

by theducksong1234 August 25, 2011

quack

The sound a duck makes

"Quack"

by Lindsay February 25, 2003

quack quack

Chicken heads who speak ebonics and dont know that chickens go Cluck not quack.

Bob: "Susie, you're SUCH a chickenhead."
Susan: "Fine, then I'll BE a chickenhead. Quack! Quack! Quack!"
Bob: "...That's a duck, Susie."

by imyourpusher April 13, 2006

quack

A scam-artist. A person who makes up bullshit medical products or advice or prescriptions that don't work. A snake oil salesman.

Most alternative medicine "specialists" and psychics are quacks.

by Anonymous February 17, 2003

Quack-quack

(verb) the act of whole-handedly fingering a girl using the "talking hand" motion and casually saying Quack Quack throughout.

I made her cum by Quack-Quack.

by SHCWCDM133037 May 20, 2017

Quacked it

when your using DuckDuckGo as your search engine, and have a link to share... you quacked it!

instead of saying "I just googled this"... you would say "I just quacked it"

by AnonQuack February 21, 2020

quack

1. a fraudulent physician

2. any physician

This quack has no skills in medicine at all.

by Light Joker December 31, 2005