Quester

A magical weapon that is not of this planet.
Mainly used to kill invading aliens.

Human: How about I just kill you

Alien: How many questers you got?

Human: what's a quester?

Alien: How you gonna kill us if you ain't got no questers?

Alien 2: Everybody know you need questers.

by LascaalaClips April 20, 2020

Buddy Question

A semi passive-aggressive statement delivered a question format in a effort to lessen the sting of the obvious failure on your part.

The person asking the question already knows the answer, they just want to create the uncomfortable moment of making you state what is already obvious.

Buddy: “Do you think that we should have a written policy about Sales people discounting deals without permission below our stated floor?”

David: “quit asking me ‘buddy questions’!”

by entechUS October 24, 2018

Facebook Attention Question

A question a person puts as their status they can easily find out by typing it in google, rather than wasting time and typing it in facebook and waiting for a reply, google does it in (0.06 seconds)

Facebook Attention Question Ex: Hey people, how do I make it so that it says where I'm at on here, you know, the locations thingy!?

by Facebook User34 January 18, 2011

good question

Something someone says when he doesn't know the answer to the question being asked while still looking smart and knowledgeable.

Son: "Hey mom, what are Saturdays for?"
Mom: "Good question son"

by RKei™ July 5, 2018

pop the question

To ask somebody to marry, usually from the male to the female, often on bended knee with an engagement ring.
See: the question

My jaw dropped when Danny popped the question.

by pythonspam November 7, 2003

Clown Question

A stupid and/or irrelevant question. Made famous by the Washington Nationals' Bryce Harper.

Reporter: What's your favourite beer?

Bryce: I'm not answering that. That's a clown question, bro.

by ImJaay June 25, 2012

Question Mark Virgin

Someone who responds to everything in group chats with "what?" "huh?" or a simple "?" These people usually have nothing valuable to add to the conversation and hide under the guise of their question marks. They often try to belittle others with their question marks and try to make them feel like they are in the wrong.

Anders: Hey Amity do you wanna go watch a movie with me later?
Amity: Sure, but can we not watch A Serbian Film? I've heard it's a shitty movie.
Dimitri: ?
Amity: No one is even talking to you. Stop being such a question mark virgin.

by XenoPixel March 21, 2019