Quelf

A very small man who used to work for Santa clause who now struggles with a same sex attraction

Don't allow your kids to be around the quelf down the street!

After Christmas was over the quelf went to Burger King and ordered a proud whopper.

by Pootielicious July 6, 2014

quelf

kwelf
Adjective; Noun; Verb;

1) Synonymous term for substantial homoeroticism, circumventing more common terms such, as queer, gay, homo, etc.

2) Emasculating "Elfs" by fusing the term with the word "Queer"

3) Ranking philologically between butt-pirate and fairy.

Adjective:

Wow, those pink christmas decorations are completely quelf.

Noun:

P1: Did you see Charles staring and Rodney's ass?
P2: Yeah....he always brushes up against me...
P1: If I wouldn't know any better I'd say he's an ass-pirate
P2: I hear ya, he's more of a quelf.

Verb:

P1: Quit quelfing in the luchroom homes!
P2: Sorry, the way you stroke that coke machine gets me all hot and bothered...

by Denise Sirkot November 28, 2010

Quelf

A fanny fart...or when gas escapes through the vagina

Pierre- ewww lisa just quelfed (adj)...
Lisa- what does that mean?
Pierre- when gas come out of ur fanny instead of ur ass hole

by pimp June 18, 2006

Quelf

Vaginal flatulence from an elf or midget.

Laura quelfed her yoga pants while playing her stupid game.

by Randal907 November 24, 2018

Quelf

To fart with your dick

My friend Alec quelfed in class, and everyone shot him to death.

by Big.woofer January 15, 2021