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Quaranmean 

The state of being crabby AF because of being cooped up in your house all day, day after day, with no end in sight due to the Coronavirus.
"You best get off that sidewalk when you see me coming and take that nasty dog with you, do not get within 6 feet of me Karen because I am quaranmean."
Quaranmean by Karen Quaranmean March 31, 2020

Quaranteered 

I am declaring the rights to this word:

V. To be involuntarily volunteered by your significant other during a pandemic or lockdown situation.
"I was quaranteered by my wife to obtain a dresser for the girls' room."

Quaranteenager 

A person coming of age in the coronaviral age, home-schooled, missing out on dating, beer, pot and every other rite of social passage.
Watching "Clueless", "Ladybird" and "Booksmart" while in lockdown, she yearned to experience the geeky teen years which were her birthright and hated-hated-hated being a dorky quaranteenager.
Quaranteenager by Monkey's Dad March 28, 2020

Quarantennial 

Person born circa nine months after the beginning of the Coronavirus Pandemic of 2020 and on.
Quarantennials are the Baby Boomers of the 21st century.
Quarantennial by Ataraxis22 March 21, 2020

quaranteen 

someone who was a teen during the isolation period so missed out on important self discovery and education
1: im gonna fail my gcses
2: ur such a quaranteen
quaranteen by ferrettoes1 May 24, 2020

Quaranten 

That first ten pounds you gain from comfort-eating while in quarantine from COVID-19.
I got on the scale this morning and found out I'd put on a full Quaranten this month.
Quaranten by One Science March 20, 2020