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1. A paper/plasic stick with cotton on both ends of it.
Used to clean wax out of your ear or touch up your makeup.

2. An old person with white hair and white walking shoes.
1. "I hadn't cleaned my ears for 5 days. When I finally did, I could hear better, and SO much wax came out! I had to use 3 Q-tips before it was all out!"
"Haha. Sick!"

2. "This Q-tip was deaf! I had to repeat myself, like, 30 times!"
"Dude...That sux!"
Q-tip by Bond, JAMES bond! April 24, 2009
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My old teacher is a Q-tip.
Q-tip by Lara Julianne May 5, 2008
n. When one is about ejaculate, they turn their partners head to the side and ejaculate into ones ear.
Person 1: Get over here im gonna give you a Q-tip

Person 2: Whats that? Omg what are you doing to my ear?
Q-tip by GusTheLlama November 21, 2010
rapper who sings "Vivrant Thing"
Tell your 14-year-old sister that wasn't a Q-tip in her ear last night... it was R. Kelly's dick.
Q-tip by Nick D February 10, 2003
A elderly person operating a motor vehicle.
The Q-tip in front of me was going 25 in a 45 mile an hour zone.
Q-tip by Angie December 16, 2002
"He's an alky, so he drinks. Q-tip."
Q-tip by barefoot October 26, 2006
When you are having sex, you defecate in your partner's ear and then wipe the poop out with your penis.
Hey Carlos, I just q-tipped your mom last night.
q-tip by Carlchard January 20, 2007