Pygmy

1.Greek Mythology. A member of a race of dwarfs.
2.A member of any of various peoples, especially of equatorial Africa and parts of southeast Asia, having an average height less than 5 feet (127 centimeters). Not in scientific use.
3.A short, whiny, undeveloped, possibly malnurished teenage girl who loves to pet puppy dogs and play MallTalk. Stalked and masturbated over by Glenn.
4.Anything small

"That girl looks like she's ten yet she's in her third year of college. What a pygmy!"

by Concerned Children's Advertiser November 12, 2003

pegomyte

A Pegomyte is a person who makes up words and uses them in every day conversation. Then when is confronted about the origin of the word, shows them the definition of the word on urban dictionary.

My sister is a huge pegomyte. She needs to learn how to use Webster's dictionary.

by the literate brother January 26, 2010

Pygmy Whore

A Lancaster, Ohio man who is of short stature that just cant contain himself from having sexual intercourse with random men and women.

fuck me like a pygmy whore...damn look at him..yea hes nothing but a pygmy whore.

by snatchalicious May 25, 2011

Pygmy Goat Plague

When unsuspecting vandals collect hundreds of miniature goats, and secretly drop them off in a small town or village.

They look cute, but these goats are ruining my yard! It's a Pygmy goat plague!!!

by Skinkronson June 12, 2014

Pygymyamoury

Used to describe the act of marrying many pygmies.

They have three pygmy wives. They must be into Pygymyamoury.

by Koszeg November 20, 2018

Pygmy joint

A small joint, rolled with cigarette rolling papers, complete with roach.

"I'm not in the mood for a whole joint, might just roll a Pygmy joint"

by Rorasaur5000 January 11, 2017

deep water pygmy jew

John Semeraro

John Semeraro sure is a deep water pygmy jew

by Slumdogdillionaire October 4, 2017