puttered

When a female lays flat on her back I it’s her legs spread you or a friend stand by her feet with a putter and a golf ball and “happy Gilmore” it into get vagina

Bro I hardcore puttered that chick last night

by Their dheheie April 09, 2020

putter

red hair step child with an obesicity problem who although he likes you, will not hesitate to blast you in the face.

"Jesus putter calm down dont blast me, WERE FRIENDS"

"MMMMMMM PUTTER HUNGRY"

by NAAACKK February 08, 2005

putter

foolish (to shove sand up a hogs a with a timithy stock)

why is bob allways puttering around

by lilpete May 04, 2007

putter

weapon of choice by Hinckle

Mr. Hinckle will kill you with his putter in tornado mode.

by mike March 27, 2003

Potty putter

The dumbest fucking idea ever invented.

Wife - "Oh honey I bought you the potty putter so you can play a game while taking a nasty shit."
Husband - "you stupid bitch. I already play battle shits!"

by Mac Long Dong June 06, 2013

Mucky Putter

A penis which is dirty due to the act of anal intercourse

i banged a bird in the arse last night and now ive got a total mucky putter

by el banan 22 June 26, 2011

Putter-nutch

When a girls gooch has hairs sticking out on to her lips.

I was eating my girlfriend out when I realized, I was licking her putter-nutch.

by Tate-Diesel July 20, 2011