A long note of troll text, with bad purposely bad grammar, usually written in the chats of Twitch.tv. Started by the viewers of "Imaqtpie", this has become really popular and is in pretty much every stream on Twitch.tv
"herro kutipy, me juan sanchez from mexicoland and i wak 50 mils eryday to watc you stream. evry dey i dream abut playing with you. pls mak me dream come tru. please no copy pasterino"
by Knight of Doge May 21, 2014
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The activity distorts the time perception of the e-potterer in such a way that an apparent 1 min of e-pottering time equates to roughly 1.5 Standard Earth Hours (as perceived by partners, friends, family and the fascist time police at your place of work).
The activity distorts the time perception of the e-potterer in such a way that an apparent 1 min of e-pottering time equates to roughly 1.5 Standard Earth Hours (as perceived by partners, friends, family and the fascist time police at your place of work).
Dude 1 - Bro, you look knackered today were you out late partying?
Dude 2 - No such luck man, I was just up until 4am this morning e-pottering.
Dude 2 - No such luck man, I was just up until 4am this morning e-pottering.
by The Purple Princess December 11, 2009
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A verb (pronounced "Porter-ing") that describes when a person plays a multi-player video game (such as Halo or Smash Bros.) and sits on the sidelines while the other players fight and kill each other. When only 2 out of all the players fighting are left, the one who took this action tends to win because he did not do anything and angers the other players.
by dube56 May 12, 2008
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Get the Pottering mug.What does it mean to Peter your Novak? Why do we uses this term, this can most be simply described in song and dance. Petering your Novak was developed by high-tech scientists in 1987 to develop a pure essence of life. During this wondering to create something so beautiful. This would end up being to be a tragedy however; the whole experiment went south! The results were somewhat of a anti-pure-essence which took the minds of many and showed them the reality that we call "Petering-your-Novak". The minds of these scientists became manic and would often become uncensored doing what they want.
To this day nobody knows the true effects of Petering on that Novak
Now the term Petering your Novak is used to remember those times. it is often used to describe grotesque events. At the same time describing the most beautiful ones.
You can say - "I petered my Novak" for a sense of how you could use this.
What it means is usually up to the user. This way nobody can really be upset when it comes to Petering their Novak
To this day nobody knows the true effects of Petering on that Novak
Now the term Petering your Novak is used to remember those times. it is often used to describe grotesque events. At the same time describing the most beautiful ones.
You can say - "I petered my Novak" for a sense of how you could use this.
What it means is usually up to the user. This way nobody can really be upset when it comes to Petering their Novak
by PeterNovak November 2, 2022
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by Stellition June 7, 2014
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