Pussiano Penaldo

Pussiano Penaldo, a. k. a. Pristiano Penaldo, is a fatherless tap-in merchant, who has the same amount of world cups as fathers. He is called that way, because he is a pussy and so never has done a dribble. At nights he is shitting his pants and crying with his Penaldogs in a corner only because of imagining what would have happened if he had tried doing a step over and getting destroyed by any average defender. His main hobby is feeding his little under 12 year old fanbabys, also known as Penaldogs with dogshit

"Daddy what do you call a tap-in merchant, who has no father and the same amount of dead children as the GOAT of soccer Lionel Andres Messi Cuccitinni has as World Cup Titles?"

"Oh, Jimmy, that must be Pussiano Penaldo"

by ItzAri July 29, 2023

pussment

pussy but with an extra twist (-;

"Emily, can I eat your pussment out tonight?"
"Yes, please Joseph!"

by thicctu September 20, 2018

pussyanus

Someone who is a real fuckass, just a fake, nasty, bimbo whore.

She just ate my cheeseburger and fucked my man. What a pussyanus!

by pussyboy31337 January 28, 2015

pusswank

Verb
1. Masturbate as a female

Adjective
2. One who is both a pussy and a wanker

1. Shirley is about to pusswank, wanna watch?

2. Wow, Andrew is such a fucking pusswank.

by XxDoRiTOLoRD360xX February 10, 2015

pussmonger

one who is a cop-out or a "pussy", however, the term pussmonger is more derogatory and compelling than pussy, referencing to this friend not only being a pussy, but a monger of that pussy is a low blow, as he completely embraces it, causing him to lose all masculinity.

"God Dammit Joel! Just eat the cheese, quit being such a damn pussmonger!"

by Nejiboy November 10, 2007

Pussmaster General

Noun. The master of all puss. So highly esteemed that he was appointed to this Cabinet-level position by the President of the United States.

"Damn! That guy is the Pussmaster General. I'd let him lick my envelope any day." - Female Admirer

by TrapsAndDelts April 23, 2011

pussyman

A man who behaves like a pussy. Weak and spineless, worships women and feels unworthy for them, the typical femdominated slave, has no sense of own dignity. The typical westerner. Would never beat a hoe even in self-defence. Thinks those who dare to do it are fr sure monsters and should be executed right away. A no-man. The absolute opposite to a macho. A shitmonger.

Ya such a pussyman! Why did ya let that shitty whore sit on your face!

by Paper man November 3, 2014