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pussification

The state of mind that a man undergoes when he has lost any control that he ever had in a relationship with a woman. The point in a relationship where a man becomes his mates personal bitch. Once pussification takes over the man will spend every waking minute thinking of ways to please his mate.
"Hey Mike, wanna grab a beer after work?"
"Thanks guys, but I can't, I have to hurry home to give the cat a bath so that I'll have time to watch Seventh Heaven with the princess"
"Holy Shit!! Mike!! You've got pussification. We need to get alcohol in you right away"
by Captain Cock February 17, 2004
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Pussification

When all our so called advances in technology make us weaker..
Hey I hope my emergency alerts don't go off on my way to work again . Last time that eminent danger alert sounded off . I panicked and didn't pay sttention to Google maps and I ended up in a unfamiliar part of town . I was so scared I locked my doors and texted in sick for weeks .I am in therapy now for PTSD.

OLD MAN SAYS : YUP SON YOU ARE PART OF Pussification of America. Good luck Nancy boy !
by Upyerkilt333 January 30, 2022
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Post-Traumatic Pussification Syndrome

Sometimes called “PTPS” … this is a psychological disorder referring to when a mental block is created in the mind of an athlete due to a past sporting game failure, the likes of which could be called a “choke” by some…

This creating enough stress to serve as a “trigger point” for other injuries. In the first and only reported cause of this disease - that injury is back issues.
Ben Simmons is currently suffering from PTPS, or Post-Traumatic Pussification Syndrome, stemming from his inability to Man Up in the 2021 NBA playoffs vs the Atlanta Hawks nearly 1 year ago.
by Big chill1028 April 26, 2022
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pussification

poor john suffered pussification , may he R.I.P.
by dirty talk July 23, 2013
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Pussification

A term used by primarily by bitter, elderly men to describe the millenial/gen z generation. This term is used to imply that the parenting/adult leadership style of "giving everyone a medal" has resulted in younger people becoming too weak to handle stressful situations (or develop proper work ethic). Instead of believing that the younger generation has been taught to value themselves regardless of their labor potential, the elderly who use this word believe that young people should be compulsively loyal to their employers/superiors regardless of merit.
The pussification of kids these days is unbelievable!
by Mythic Bitch October 3, 2020
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PussificationNation

The Pussification of the Nation. Aka wussification. This is the event that happens on a global scale at the national level where an entire generation degenerates to an incapable or inept level.

Example
Mom: Your alarm has been going off for 20 minutes, please wake up smoochischmoochums.

Mom: Please wake up sweetly.

Mom: Smoochie smoochums dear I’m gonna be late getting back for work if you don’t wake up in enough time to drive you across two city lines and past 12 school districts to get you to your entitled child school.

Kid: Ugh huff puff grumble.. I fell asleep at 3am being a hard core gamer and gotta log in to my computer to talk to my friends…

Kid: Tucks his head under his covers, pulls his phone out from under his pillow and mutters “F this I’m going to Snapchat a b*mb threat so I can beat this level on Mario”

The Pussification of the Nation: When the kids of a hard core generation get so coddled by parents that want them to have an easier childhood don’t even have the balls to make threats face-to-face, man-to-man, like meet me out by the flagpole after school fist to fist kind of balls.

They also have been known to be called keyboard commandos and other such nonsense. Which is a symptom rof the Pussification nation not the definition.
Today during routine pussificationnation training the Navy Seals got mighty tired after an entire day of surrendering drills. It’s important that our special forces properly know how to surrender and turn over their weapons and Lying face down so that nobody gets hurt or offended if our country is invaded. We also ensure that nobody in the squad goes to bed missing dinner, which could be bad for moral.
by Mofracky D September 16, 2021
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I can't stand how uncle Ben and aunt Jemima were exploited. I'm a victim of the pussification of today's society
by Pussify May 5, 2022
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