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Purple Hairbrush

An item normally used for brushing your hair, but altered to being used as a sex toy to pleasure ones self.
She was brushing her hair, and got a sudden urge to pleasure her self with her purple hairbrush.
by WhatABigYikes May 28, 2018
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Purple Hair

What Mallory has.

An act of rebellion, usually against one's parents.
I admire that flowy Purple hair of Mallory.
by imaprettycoolbrunette February 10, 2005
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Purple hair

An attempt to turn unpleasantnes into a personality
a girl with purple hair just hit my dog with their car and drove away.
by turtle_swimmer7 December 31, 2022
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Purple hair day

12 of June
Purple hair day is the best day of the year
by Glichtrap October 8, 2020
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Purple Hair

Purple hair is some nasty ass dragonfruit-looking shit that fucking makes me puke. That ugly fucking magenta bitch-ass shit belongs in trashbins. If you have purple hair, I hate your fucking hair. I love you, hate your hair. It's a bitchy thing, but I know I'm right.
"Wow, that dude has some purple hair." "Haha, yeah. Lol"
by imlennyandisuck July 25, 2021
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Prickly Purple Hair bruise

The Prickly Purple Hair Bruise is when your girl is getting ready to ride you during the nasty and your dick is resting upward along your lower belly and she start rubbing her pussy lips along the underside of your dick, thinking you enjoy it. Meanwhile her needle-like shaved coochie hair is scraping your shaft like using a bristle brush to clean grease off of a flat top griddle, causing excruciating pain that feels like it's turning your cock into minced meat. The next day you we wake up with a purple dick, because not only did she unknowingly apologize for torturing your helpless little pecker by fucking you like a Jack rabbit, but tried to turn your Johnson into a Bloody Mary.
Alex: "Fuck, my dick hurts"
Chris: "Why?"
Alex: "This bitch rode me mad hard last night after rubbing her serrated VAGINA all over my Wang. I got that Prickly Purple Hair bruise"
Chris: "Damn bruh, that's a hell of a way to pop your cherry"
by Maly-Mo May 5, 2020
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Purple Hair

Leslie. Anyone named Leslie is Purple hair.

Other words, same concept: Purple Kitten, Purple Rain, Purple Happy Times woman, Leisurely of Purple.
Purple Hair sure is dressing sexy today.
by Jeremy November 7, 2004
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