Puritan

Someone who wants to basically make life as boring as possible

Mr. Cox is so puritan he made the band instafail due to lack of coolness.

by WaCkEdOuTDj March 8, 2009

word puritan

A closed-minded person who sees all language in black and white with no exceptions. They are sticklers for one dictionary as their lone authority on every word. They are anal sticklers about language and they refuse to accept any new slang words as legitimate additions to a certain language. Esp., English.

The Scrabble buff was a "word puritan" and he refused to accept any coinage of a new word that was not from his authoritative source.

by ZonaCat Hansen October 30, 2010

Puritanical

Religious rules limiting the sexual expressions of members of the group.

The puritanical leader forbade my Mother from wearing pants or perfume.

by Babyface1936 February 1, 2020

Rock Puritan

A person or people who listens to Rock music and will argue with others about the perfection of their favorite band(s) and will also argue that other bands suck.

Dude Jeff is such a Rock Puritan, he's always trying to tell me that AC/DC kicks ass but he refuses to listen to Zeppelin!

by Glass-Assassin February 24, 2009

Puritan

A person who loves Jesus and would never do drugs, have sex, or wear inappropriate clothing. They also go to church all the time and try to be the best they can be.

Jasmia: Hey Lexi you're such a good innocent Puritan! Keep staying above the influence a doing your homework!

Lexi: Thank you Jasmia. Praise Jesus!

by TARZAAAAN November 10, 2012

Puritan

Usually Western, less often Europian activist, who tries to westernise Asian art on Twitter and other platforms, to be acceptable.

Man, I've drown a picture of anime girl with big chest, and some puritan changed her breast size

by ILook4LegalLoli April 13, 2021

Puritan

Someone who gets offended by a sexy female character

That stupid ass male feminist is such a puritan, getting offended by that waifu

by 1973memes with helicopters March 7, 2021