lets fuck this puppy 

Let's do this

Game on

Let's go

Girl: You ready to go to the bar?
Guy: Lets fuck this puppy

lets fuck this puppy by Wroewroe October 6, 2016

fuck your puppy 

In Columbus, Ohio, if you don't have a lighter and wish to light your cigarette using someone else's, you would ask "Can I fuck your puppy? ", and they would hand you their cigarette.
I have no idea as to the very odd term's origins. It is usually asked of friends, not strangers.

Damn, my lighter died. Can I fuck your puppy?

fuck your puppy by brutalSoCal April 23, 2015

Puppy Fucked 

It is like when you screw the pooch. Only if the pooch was much younger and you screwed up way worse.

Damnit, Jon! You blew it on your interview. You are really puppy fucked now!

Puppy Fucked by btank May 5, 2015

Puppy Fucking

The act of having sexual intercourse before entering high school.

Jermaine: When did you lose your virginity?

Colin: I was puppy fucking my girlfriend in 8th Grade.

Puppy Fucking by Jagesh Fastabop August 30, 2009

Puppy Fucker 

Someone who wastes small ammounts of time.

All the smokers at work, are a bunch of puppy fuckers.

Puppy Fucker by con_artist April 10, 2009

puppy fucker 

a person who fucks puppies

the hair seems to disapear at the entrance

puppy fucker by jim August 1, 2003

Puppy Fucking

Puppy Fucker - Kind of a lazy, sometimes clueless person, not really offensive

Puppy Fuck'N - Wasting time, not being very productive, be a lazy toad

PFr - Bubba, I told you to take out the trash yesterday you miserable (PFr) Puppy Fucker
PFn - Hey what are you doing today? not much just (PFn) Puppy Fucking
PFr - Catfish, your a low down cross-eyed (PFr) Puppy Fucker!
PFn - "phone rings"!! Hello boss! what the hell have you been doing all day? .....well just (PFn) Puppy Fuck'N
PFr - Well I'll be a (PFr) Puppy Fucker...!!!!

Puppy Fucker - Kind of a lazy, sometimes clueless person, not really offensive

Puppy Fuck'N - Wasting time, not being very productive, be a lazy toad

Puppy Fucking by PuppyFucking August 26, 2022