Dog pooping on a baby

A legen...wait for it...dary video of a dog pooping on a baby found by the great Barney Stinson.

Barney: Hey Marshall, check out this sick vido I found of a dog pooping on a baby.

Marshall: Shut up Barney, I need to found out how i did on the BAR exam.

Barney: But its a dog pooping on a baby!!

by MY_PRO_GAMERTAG January 9, 2012

Pooping

A sacred time for a man. A time where a man can contemplate his day while excreting his waste. A man does all his critical thinking whilst pooping. A man often goes to the bathroom and poops when something needs deep thought. It is believed that if a man could poop for long enough, he could solve world hunger, poverty, and possibly discover the cure for AIDS. This magic time is referred to by many names such as, Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl, dropping a log, dropping a stink pickle, and releasing the brown hostage.

Friend One: Bill is still pooping, what's going on?
Friend Two: He's trying to solve Da Vinci's Code, give him a break.

by Big Eve January 12, 2016

Dump pumping

To syphon diarrhia out of a toilet

Guy 1 "dude i was dump pumping my toilet super hardcore last night" guy 2 "thats nasty was it plugged" guy1 "yeah"

by Nick the freshman June 18, 2011

Tiger Pumping

Ballpumping forces fluids into different tissues at different rates. The testicles enlarge faster than the sac, just as the core of the cock enlarges faster than the skin. So if you pump a short session, you'll get big eggs hanging in your sac. If you go for a real long session, you'll get a big bloated "grapefruit" sac.

I was Tiger Pumping so much my balls exploded.

by deftonepiper October 20, 2008

pumping tuna

when you bring home a chick that you havent brought home before and you bang her silly, and her pussy resembles a fish in either look, feel, taste, or smell

Justin: Yo, what did you end up doing last night?

CJ: I brought this broad over and I was pumping tuna all night.

by jlove6182 June 22, 2010

poopingluben

Its the in general term for all sex acts that include poop. I.E chilli dog, Alaskan pipeline , Cleveland steamer ect. ect.

She likes kinky sex but shes not into the poopingluben

by poopmaster B December 23, 2013

Sunshine Pumping

Noun or Verb. It's the "Pollyanna approach" people, especially politicians and advertisers, use to persuade others that things are better than they really are in order to get what they want, your votes, your money etc. Politicians often do this when describing their accomplishments, especially the U.S. president in his State of the Union address. Advertisers make these exaggeratedly positive or down right untrue claims to convince the consumer that their product will "completely solve the problem" if the consumer only "acts now". This sunshine pumping benefits only the pumper at the expense of the one it is erroneously poured upon.

Barack Obama's grossly positive State of the Union address was full of sunshine pumping in hopes that the American public would forget the reality of the current recession and be so convinced of its supposed economic recovery that they would reelect him in 2012.

I was so sunshine pumped by the used car salesman that I ended up paying 5K over the car's actual value.

by Your Wordsmith February 21, 2012