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underwarez

Inappropriately appropriated gratification; ill-gotten getting off. Derived from underwear, that being the usual location of the pleasure derived from underwarez, and warez.

That is a broad definition. Depending upon circumstances, the specific meaning could be anything from shaking hands with the unemployed, to cheating on your partner, to incest.
Not with your sister, you jerk! That's underwarez!

Don't stick your hand in your underwarez in public!

Stop shopping at the middle school, there's nothing there but underwarez!
by FridgeRaider December 29, 2006
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Underwarelooms

That pair of underware with the holes and stains that you love so much it will stay in your laundry basket until you are dead and your childrens,children will inherit it as part of the family underwarelooms.
That jock strap belonged to your grandfather and these longjohns and pantalooms were also part of your grandmothers underwarelooms.
by ZwordZ July 6, 2008
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underware

Underwear, made using tableware.
"Look at her 'underware' she's covering her breasts using dinner plates!" , " I like having pillow fights in my underware."
by Jonathan Yang March 12, 2008
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Mouldy Underware

It refers to someone where they have taking a piss through there underware and left it for 1-2 weeks as it was left moist, mould starts to grow in the crotch regeion giving the effect of mouldy underware
Robert had a poo bum and didnt wipe it, after a couple of weeks he had mouldy underware
by Boardy August 14, 2009
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Funderware

A fleece jacket or vest bearing the embroidered logo of an investment bank, venture capital firm, private equity shop or other financial companybb that provides funding -- the basic outerwear garment of finance bros and sisses. Also known as a Finance Jersey, VC Jersey, PE Jersey or Wall Street Jersey.
Oh check him out, the dude in the North Face Polartec funderware -- "Schmendrick Capital." Wall Street jersey, pathetic . . . and yet sharp.
by FitofPeak2 February 5, 2024
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underware

the underware on the computer was shit
by themadcrystal December 27, 2025
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