punch the clown

To masturbate , usually associated with guys.

Rather than work hard, Rob would rather stay home and punch the clown.

by Chris May 13, 2005

punch the clown

to punch your boner till you ejaculate

i'm a sick bastard who likes to punch the clown, sometimes i give it indian burn

by Anonymous July 22, 2003

punching the clown

Yet another term describing male masturbation.

Little Johnny has been busy all night punching the clown.

by Punchline67 May 3, 2006

punch a clown

To masterbate

Dude, I want to punch a clown to paris hilton

by nadnadnadsss September 25, 2010

punching the clown

The act of repeatidly stroking the beast in a fashion to which others may think you are choking your own genitals.

Stop Billy!! It looks like you punched the clown into a coma!

by ChangWang April 30, 2003

punch the clown

originally a reference to a children's toy. the clown (or whatever character-- i had heman) was a weighted bottom blow-up punching bag. it was designed to pop back up to a standing position when knocked over. essentially, punching the clown is a useless act which accomplished nothing. often used in reference to menial tasks and bureaucratic corporate jobs.

i do about fifteen minutes of real work everyday, but mostly i just sit around and punch the clown.

by badronnie October 13, 2004

Punch the clown

playing the skin flute.

Joe got skunked at the bar and decided to go home to punch the clown.

by Dakota1 March 19, 2008