Pumpledink

To apply pressure on a very big zit with a pencil and only a pencil.

Stoner 1:"dude ! thats one big zit" *pumpledinks stoner 2*
Stoner 2: "dude stop pumpledinking me and take a fucking tar gause !"

by Cabbage Number 1 December 11, 2012

Pummler's Depression

Pummler, a rare German species often sighted watching memes, has depression.

"Pummler's Depression really makes him sound dead inside"

by HelloIamUser August 2, 2017

Pummed

When you pee and cum at the same time and it creates a yellow sticky substance.

Sorry dad I just pummed on mom.

by Squidilytish January 28, 2019

pumpledook

An ultimate insult for when other insults just don’t cut it

“You’re a right pumpledook, you know that?”

by Rhatzah September 10, 2023

Pummbled

Being verbally assaulted by a random stranger who runs up to your drivers side window in the middle of the street whilst waving their pointer finger and thumb in the air in the fashion of a gun.

Josh was pummbled on his way home tonight.

by LITTLEBAGOFPICKLES March 13, 2024

Pummeled

To Pummel is to choke on a game mechanic hard. It is often related to Algalon the Observer encounter in which one fails to continue dealing damage to the boss while executing another mechanic, applying Curse of Doom to the Collapsing Star.

"i pummeled this mechanic"
"i pummeled my opener"

by hoody1 December 20, 2025