1) A vagina which is so dry that having sex with it could be likened to pumicing one's penis.
2) A scouring device to remove topical symptoms of STIs such as genital warts from the vulval or vaginal regions. Also for the more vigilant personal hygiene freak.
3) A sex toy for those who like it rough.
4) Used to wear down the hymen before first-time sex.
5) A pumice stone shaped like female genitalia.
2) A scouring device to remove topical symptoms of STIs such as genital warts from the vulval or vaginal regions. Also for the more vigilant personal hygiene freak.
3) A sex toy for those who like it rough.
4) Used to wear down the hymen before first-time sex.
5) A pumice stone shaped like female genitalia.
1) Her minge was so dry it was like using a minge-pumice.
2) "She's such a filthy skank, she needs a minge-pumice for all her STIs."
3) "God I'm sore this morning, I spent so much time masturbating with my minge-pumice last night."
4) "She had such an indestructible hymen we had to use a minge-pumice to get in there!"
5) "Minge-pumices can be found on aisle 5 along with other feminine hygiene products."
2) "She's such a filthy skank, she needs a minge-pumice for all her STIs."
3) "God I'm sore this morning, I spent so much time masturbating with my minge-pumice last night."
4) "She had such an indestructible hymen we had to use a minge-pumice to get in there!"
5) "Minge-pumices can be found on aisle 5 along with other feminine hygiene products."
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Said to have originated around 50BC and was commonly used as an insult between high class Romans.
Said to have originated around 50BC and was commonly used as an insult between high class Romans.
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