1. The act of making your phone ring then answering it, pretending you are talking to friends who are in fact not real.
2. The act of ratting out multiple people in order to save your own ass in a situation where it isn't even necessary.
3. To tell someone they are "Fucked up" when in fact they are completely sober.
2. The act of ratting out multiple people in order to save your own ass in a situation where it isn't even necessary.
3. To tell someone they are "Fucked up" when in fact they are completely sober.
Example 1:
*Phone rings*
Person 1: "Hold on guys, I gotta take this"
Person 2: "Dude, there isn't anyone on the other end, he just has no other friends so he is pulling an Austin."
Example 2:
Parents: "We are going to press harassment charges because of that text message."
Person 1: "No, wait, I will tell you who I was with and what I was doing that night, perhaps then it will ease the tension."
Parents: "No need to pull an Austin here."
Example 3:
Person 1: "Dude, you're the most fucked up I have ever seen you."
Person 2: "This is apple juice, and you're really pulling an Austin right now."
*Phone rings*
Person 1: "Hold on guys, I gotta take this"
Person 2: "Dude, there isn't anyone on the other end, he just has no other friends so he is pulling an Austin."
Example 2:
Parents: "We are going to press harassment charges because of that text message."
Person 1: "No, wait, I will tell you who I was with and what I was doing that night, perhaps then it will ease the tension."
Parents: "No need to pull an Austin here."
Example 3:
Person 1: "Dude, you're the most fucked up I have ever seen you."
Person 2: "This is apple juice, and you're really pulling an Austin right now."
by Scoobydog August 5, 2008
Are they pulling an Austin, or are they coming back?
by Sincerely, reptilian overlords June 7, 2019
1. Pulling and austin worthington is slang for having a horrible, painful, unfortunate, unfair, unhappy or just plain bad event take place in your life.
2. It also can be used to sum up the life of a very unfortunate person.
2. It also can be used to sum up the life of a very unfortunate person.
"That guy jut got stabbed 14 times, raped, his family left him and everyone in the room went over to him and started kicking in the gut while spitting on him."
"Yep that guy is pulling an Austin Worthington"
"Yep that guy is pulling an Austin Worthington"
by Ustin Orthington October 14, 2011
Man im drunk so i think im gonna pull a austin today. Or what happened to the new guy “oh he pulled a austin” or we are short staffed this week everyone pulling an austin this week!
by Fancy dood January 27, 2018