Pulling a Kevin

When you are so disgustingly unprepared for everything. No matter how many times you are told to do something you wait till the very last minute and usually end up letting down friends.

Man I told Jason to meet me to eat when I got out of work at 7. It's 7:30 and he's barely leaving his house. He's pulling a Kevin.

by Obi-Juan Ginobili May 29, 2016

Pulling a Kevin

The act of not bathing one's body for the duration of more than two days.

I was pulling a kevin last weekend to save water.

by The Hymez December 5, 2011

Pulling a Kevin

The act of accidentally getting a younger girl pregnant and leaving your wife to live in a shed while remaining in sexual relation with woodland creatures (squirrels, rabbits, birds, etc.).

"Aw man i just visited the orphanage and i think i might be a dad again"

"Oh jeez dude, you're pulling a kevin "

"Well off to my shed, i here the squirrels are cute this time of year"

by Dæron June 26, 2018

To Pull a Kevin

To try to reach into a large, black lesbian's vagina while someone else is sitting on her stomach, tickling her; such a lesbian usually has an afro and may be wearing Birkenstocks.

(Lesbian) "NO! NO! Don't pull a Kevin on me! Oh God!"

by Joe March 16, 2005

To Pull a Kevin

To do anything nasty with or envolving feces.

I just took a deuce in a zip lock bag and pass it off as salsberry steak.

Fuck bro you are such a Kevin

by KMacK November 12, 2003

Don't Pull a Kevin

To warn someone not to write an amount such that the world graphite reserve is lessened by at least 0.72% and moving it all onto sheets of paper. Also to warn against one causing all the alphanumerical keys of at least 14 keyboards to fall off. Pulling a Kevin is strongly censured by environmentalist organizations claiming that this act causes mass deforestation.

The 14276 page essay was given zero credit, with a comment of merely "Don't Pull a Kevin".

by iWizardPro December 13, 2009

pulled a Kevin Rose

To create something so brilliant and genius and in turn piss all over it, causing its demise.

Yo man did you hear? G4 bought Tech TV! But they're cancelling all the good shows!?

Whhhhaaaat? Looks like G4 just done pulled a Kevin Rose!

by GuyDanger September 9, 2010