platypuss

The most fucked up animal ever concieved!!!

"its got webbed feet.. and its poisonous.. and its stinger is on the back of its leg!! and its got a bill! and it lays eggs for gods sake!! that is one fucked up animal!"

by Jon April 7, 2005

Platypussy Doctor

A teacher who is an undercover doctor for people who have platypussies. They often tend to look like a pedafile but it's because of their true inner self. They are the perfect people to help you with your platypussy problems

I went to him last week! He was he best Platypussy Doctor I've visited so far!!

by avocado bitch😛 August 30, 2016

platypussery

Noun.
The general antics of the platypus, and the unpleasant mischief it often causes. Almost always used anthropomorphically.

Teacher: If this platypussery continues, I will quit!

by gianni rage November 25, 2018

platypussies

plural of platypus

Wow! Look at all these Platypussies

by Agent.P November 28, 2019

platypussy

When a man and a woman get together and play cleft the boychin wonder with a platypus.

"I wanna platy your pussy."

"Negro platypussy, git r done?"

"Socks."

"There's a platypussy in your mom's uterus."

by Sneezy Hallow January 10, 2009

platypussies

1. The plural form of the word platypus;
A semiaquatic egg-laying mammal that frequents lakes and streams in eastern Australia. It has a sensitive pliable bill shaped like that of a duck, webbed feet with venomous spurs, and dense fur.

2. Frequently used term to describe a group of "bitches".

CAITLIN: I don't hang out with those girls anymore, they were bitches.
NATHAN: Fo' REALZ, what a posse o' platypussies!

by caitlin Perry December 9, 2008

platypuss ballslap

a swift slap to the face, or forehead area with a pair of sweaty ballswhile making a platypuss calling noise

liam was doing the wild thing and platypuss ballslapp(ed) that bitch, he totally blinded her

by fookmoose October 25, 2007