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Puerto Rican Thunder God

The one true god of men, he controls the weather with his powerful t-pose dab. He must be worshipped in a t-pose posterior or he will smite you and make your mom gay.
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Puerto Rican Tickler

1: The hair on the throat of a Puerto Rican female, usually with some sort of gel or hairspray, preferably AquaNet. It is called this because when receiving oral sex, the hair upon the throat of this rare species of woman, will "tickle" your testicles.
"Wow, I banged this chick last night when I was completely drunk, and she played with my balls with her Puerto Rican Tickler, I'd hit it again!"

Not to be confused with, "The Spanish Sweep" as this is the PROCESS of the Puerto Rican Tickler, sweeping against the scrotum.
by Pedro Nunez June 5, 2009
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Puerto Rican Toothbrush

While you are hitting it from behind, you jam your finger in her asshole and reach around to swab her teeth with that finger.
Damn, that girl's breath was minty fresh after I gave her that Puerto Rican Toothbrush!
by Mike "Mad Dog" Seljan March 11, 2010
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Puerto Rican Tackle box

(noun) When a male and female are involved in a sexual act and the male begins cramming various items into the females vagina and/or other orifices to see how much will fit.
I really want to give her a Puerto Rican Tackle box.
He gave me the biggest Puerto Rican Tackle box, I thought my vagina was going to explode!
by matt db October 21, 2007
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Puerto Rican Tupperware

An empty tub initially meant for butter that is used to hold a number of delicacies from Puerto Rico, including, but not limited to: arroz, habichuelas, arroz y habicuelas, arroz con pollo, sofrito, asopao, sancocho, and much more. Can often cause trust issues in children, due to the confusion of whether or not a butter tub will actually have butter in it. May also be found in Cuban and Dominican households.
I wasn't paying attention when I opened the Puerto Rican tupperware in my mom's fridge and now I have arroz con gandules all over my toast.
by Frrt McFrrt August 26, 2013
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puerto rican tuxedo

dude, what a loser, a denim shirt and jeans. the classic puerto rican tuxedo.
by mikypejsek October 28, 2013
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puerto rican tooth fairy

To shit in ones pillow case and remake the bed when done.
Dan was such a prick I puerto rican tooth fairy his bedroom.
by Prosesh October 20, 2015
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