puddlefuck

When one unintentionally steps in, or is otherwise submerged, in a puddle.

"Dude, I just stepped out of my car and got completely puddlefucked"

by Nicoslavia April 6, 2009

Puddlenuts

The manifestation of a loose hanging sack precipitated by a warm, humid environment. Such genitals will settle onto any surface as if a melted semi-viscous liquid.

Syn: "the over-easy", "curtain-sack", "rooster waddle" or "man-drape"

Billy was seated at the bench press when Jan caught an unfortunate glimpse at his puddlenuts.

by Sir Heavypants February 24, 2009

Jemima Puddleducks

Large set of breasts, melons, chebbs

Wowzer rooney...... Look at the Jemima Puddleducks on that!

by Nudga_9 April 12, 2012

puddlefuck

A person who acts as if they have accomplished a lot in a given field, when in fact, they are unaware of how much they still need to learn. "Puddle" comes from the fact that the person thinks they have mastered something as large as the ocean, but really have made relatively little impact.

When I moved to the States, I realized that the market I had "dominated" was really small on a global scale; I was just a puddlefuck.

by Brekk February 27, 2007

puddlescum

The nasty, gritty, grey coloured sludge that clings to your toe nails when walking through puddles in open toed sandals.

I was on my way to meet my Boyfriend when to my horror i realised with shame, that my shoes were full of puddlescum.

by Amanda January 17, 2004

Puddlebutt

An instance where excrement has turned wet or overwhelmingly soggy because of excessive consumption of alcohol or bad diet.

"I drank nine Red Bulls last night and woke up with a bad case of puddlebutt."

by O-bone April 21, 2007

puddlecuddle

Public hot tub

Hay darling would you like to meet me at the, "puddlecuddle," in the apartments.

by emilejfagerstromiv March 11, 2019