PTD

Phone Transmitted Disease, a cellular phone virus transmitted via bluetooth, downloads or unprotected text.

John's Motorola Q gave my Samsung Epix a PTD last night! Time to get an Iphone.

by Miguel Honcho October 3, 2009

PTD

Pre Test Dump: The act of taking a shit before a test or exam.

I have my geology final in about an hour, I think it's time for my ptd.

by Yes Man December 20, 2008

PTD

"Pick the dick." When a girl scouts the crowd with her fellow bitches to find dat dick.

At da club

Girl 1: Alright, girls. PTD time.
Girl 2: My vagar is up.
Girl 3: Found one yet?
Girl 4: Still Looking.
Girl 2: Found one!

by Thetugburn May 11, 2016

PTD

PTD — also known as Po-Ta-Do — , is when said person has intercourse with a potato without protection — or rawdogging a potato —.

Santanna: imagine just rawdogging a potato
Wilbur: careful you might get PTD

by martinlovesdanny July 28, 2022

PTD

Acronym for 'Permission to dilly'

What one says when he is in possession of the ball and wishes to dilly.

Person 1 - PTD lads?
Person 2 - Permission granted

by Jamesbcd August 2, 2014

PTD

Pissed To Death. The feeling when your lecturers are assholes !!!

My lecturers are lazy douches that cannot be bothered with their students !!! I'm so PTD !!!

by snoopy808 October 30, 2011

PTD

permanent tit damage

DUDE when that chick elbowed me in the tit i think i got PTD

by emilyebh March 26, 2009