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Psychoke

When you’re seriously entertaining thoughts of a woman’s prowess and abilities and are unsure if she is psychic, a psycho or you both just want you to choke her.
Her: that’s cause I’m psychic...ish
Me: psychic, psycho or psychoke?
Her: why not all three?

Her: well...drink me up, toxic af tho
by Massotryst June 14, 2019
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Psycholiker

Someone who will stalk peoples statuses and "like" them, even if they have no idea what they're actually about.
Mike:Every time I post a status on facebook, Nicole would like it, even if it's just a joke between me and you.
Des:Jeez, I already blocked that psycholiker long ago.
by beholdthehorrorofmybunnyrabbit November 13, 2011
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Psychinew

A point at which you believe you have felt "deja vu" but completely know it didn't happen. Therefore, it was a new, jaw-dropping, fun experience in your mind.
Yeah, and that party was awesome!-(*throws hands up*) Whoa, deja vu! wait.. I just now went to the party. Dude, I just had some serious psychinew!
by Eliot B. February 1, 2009
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Psychikos

Someone who can understand people (without ever meeting them),
tell them about their past, present and future (without ever being wrong), and tell them exactly when their most important wish really has a chance of coming true.
I’ve been playing the lottery for years, and I never really won anything. I couldn’t believe it, and yet, thanks to the psychikos, I won a jackpot worth $3 MILLION 500,000 last week!
by Psychikos January 5, 2010
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