provolone into swiss

When a pasty white boi walks down the wrong street in a low income african american city metro.

Typical afternoon in Gary, Indiana
Tyrone: "yo, look at dat white boy strollin on wheeler road"
Jamal: "let's turn this provolone into swiss, nigga"
*pulls out 9mm*

by taheehee014 July 20, 2019

Only the Provolonely Burger

A special Bob's Burger cheeseburger that comes with provolone cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Only the Provolonely Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

provost

Some Important University Honcho who gets a special fucking parking spot next to the friggin building whilst everyone has to part their cars about 8 miles away and walk.

Fucking provosts, I'ma gonna declare myself a provost and park here. You got paper? I need you to sign this as my witness.

by Infinity March 28, 2005

Provolowned

The act of being owned by a piece of timely flung provolone cheese.

Dude 1: "So I was totally screwing your sister last-"

*Dude 1 Gets Slapped in the face by a piece of provolone cheese by Dude 2"

Dude Onlooker: "Dude, you just got provolowned."

by Man with the golden eyeball August 10, 2010

provolity

a positive outlook on being frivolous

his provolity paid off having danced with most of the women at the ball he got some hookups.

by OptimusTattoo November 25, 2013

Russel Provost

oafish, horse-like, adolescent male. characterized by obscene hair height, depth, and width. known to be an internet faggot, and frequently displays fluency in all forms of internet instant-messenging lingo.

Sweet Christ, Lou! Look at that guy on the dance floor! Dopey Russel Provost-lookin' schmuck!

by AngeredOne March 1, 2005

Provolone

A wannabe Post Malone

Look at Mike rapping Post Malone non-stop. He is a pure Provolone.

by Lol Lohugubjbyvjbgvjnhnhbjn July 12, 2018