prosciuttish

of similar form or sharing characteristics with prosciutto ham

Alf clarified with the host that the lox was fish, as it looked a bit prosciuttish

by anahr December 21, 2009

Prosticution

The sexual act of prostate electrocution.

I looked up with a tinder girl and she had her own electrified strap on. I'm so glad she was in to prosticution.

by Dr.Greenthumb2891 September 2, 2019

prostitutor

A person employed to educate and have sexual relations. The tutoring sessions usually have a happy ending.

Chip: Dude you want to go to the district tonight?

Dale: No man, I can't. I am failing spanish so my prostitutor is coming tonight. It is going to be a long night.

Chip: Alright, be sure to rubber up dude.

by soothsayer90 June 8, 2011

judo proscuitto

a sexual act; when one uses their hands to karate chop a womans abnormally large labia from side to side for pleasure. usually performed during foreplay.

"leah had the saggiest twat. i was gonna go down on her but then i just decided to stick with the judo proscuitto."

by erin brooke January 6, 2008

prosticutor

A legal zealot who either poses as a "customer" in order to entrap streetwalkers so that said zealot can subsequently press illegal-propositioning charges against them, or offers sexual favors to court-personnel and/or plaintiffs/defendants in exchange for their "cooperative" testimony or other ethically-questionable actions.

I try to avoid legal entanglements at all costs, since I know that there are so many prosticutors out there.

by QuacksO November 24, 2017

ProstiTutor

Someone who thot it was a good idea to teach prostitutes how to be a better professional prostitute.

I get paid 1 dollar an hour for being a ProstiTutor

by ItsYaBoiSkinnyPeeWee October 25, 2018

Prostitutor

An individual with experience in the escorting business, who takes new or younger escorts under their wing to show them the ropes. Origin: A composite word derived from the English words prostitute and tutor.

“My prostitutor taught me to clip the string off of a tampon and push it to the back so I can still work on my period.”

by TheDictionaryOG May 6, 2020